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Turtle: "I'm a big badass. You mammals should fear me." Humans: "Boop." Turtle: "OK that was not really in my plan, please do whatever you are doing and let me go please."

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Turtle: "I'm a big badass. You mammals should fear me." Humans: "Boop." Turtle: "OK that was not really in my plan, please do whatever you are doing and let me go please."

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Bonus material:

Classic snapping turtle copypasta
The actual paper cited
We need to address this company that still doesn’t do turtle pacification as per scientific consensus

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  • DaddleDew@lemmy.world
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    11 months ago

    The toilet plunger to keep the head in is a nice touch

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      Thank you, I could not figure out what that was. The photo angle and lighting are just so odd. Biologists know how to take photos. I’ve seen good cover photos from biology studies. This is not that.

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        11 months ago

        Thought it was for constipation until I read the text above it

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        It’s likely a capture from a video, so more like an improvised photograph.

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      The head?

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    Good one

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