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I’m in this photo and I don’t like it.
I thought I recognized you.
From the photos on your mothers walls.
From when I visit her.
For sexual relations.
I have sex with your mother.
… I am your father
He is a lad so…this is possible.
Looks can be somewhat genetic, dad.
It also gets so upset if you see it that it dissolves itself with its tears. I love squonk
I want to give the squonk a hug.
It probably feels super gross tho
And if you squeeze him too hard some of his sores will rupture
Why stop at a hug?
If there isn’t a minor league baseball team in Pennsylvania called the Squonks, someone needs to get on that right away.
Genesis wrote a song about it on their album “A Trick of the Tail”
Steely Dan also mention it in “Any Major Dude Will Tell You”
Bach’s Concerto for Two Violins is about this creature too
Aww it’s kind of cute
I think I took one of these home from a bar in Allentown once back in undergrad.
Finally, my spirit animal.
There’s a lot of fun cryptids in that region. Apart from the Pennsylvania White Bigfoot, there’s the snallygaster and the dewayo. I think the former is because there’s a lot of herons in the area, and the latter is your standard “omg a weird bear” cryptid.
I think that’s my spirit animal
poor guy
me too, bud
Looks like a section of intestine.
“Have you ever seen a squonks tears? Well, look at mine.”
Poor guy just trying to live his life.
Let’s go throw pebbles at it
