Well, let me put it like this: Do you see anybody but humans (and the infrequent psychotic ape and deranged dolphin) engage in this sort of behavior anywhere on the planet?

No, this is - unfortunately - very, very human.

That’s as lovely as it is surprising, which is to say: Not at all.

I really don’t, but thanks for asking I guess.

It suits him, although two would be even better. Also, I’d love to see him picking up his former teeth.

Why doesn’t people in the EU want to buy American vehicles?! Okay, to be fair, we wouldn’t want to buy F-150’s regardless. They’re twice as broad as the average European road and more than double the height of a unwary kinder-gardener as it is.

It has - at the very least - veered off in an undesirably unproductive direction. This is clearly the result of a high-int, low-wis build.

What?! The wannabe Nazi cosplayer lied to us?

If you want a specific answer, you’re going to have to ask a specific question.

I’ve never had a horse in this race, and I never will - but I’m sure this will work out well for those who do. /s

They made the cardinal mistake of being born human and it just went downhill from there.

See, they’re just thinking of their users: If you escape the body of the entire article and make it the link, people don’t have to click it to read the content.

Haha! Yeah, sure it is.

Or gravely disappointed at least.

Sorry for taking so long to get back to you on this, but I’m not always on Lemmy. There’s always more code to be written - you know how it is, I’m sure.

Given the constraints you outline, one other avenue of attack could be to consider the time-sensitivity of product updates and the relative priority thereof. If it’s acceptable for updates to products to lag somewhat, you can at least perform them at a lower rate over longer time, thus reducing hardware load at any given time. If the periodic updates are make to the same per-product values, you could even potentially get smart and replace queued updates not yet performed, if they’re superseded by a subsequent change before they’re actually committed thus further reducing load.

Jesus Fucking Christ.

Yeah. Let’s not get started on fucking Oracle. We’ll be here all day. Or year, possibly.

Kudos! I wish you the best of luck and hope for your success.

That seems unlikely to persuade those people to continue using VMware, but good luck with that business strat Broadcom.

Yeah, but you gotta hand it to him: Not many people can empty a wine bottle while giving it a vacuum sealed blowjob. The man must’ve mastered some kind of circular breathing technique.

Anyway, I don’t think you supposed to remember what individual politicians used to do or say. How are they going to gaslight you into thinking they aren’t hypocrites if you’re capable to recalling more than last week?

Oddly, Løkke has been somewhat uncharacteristically competent in his current role, especially with regards to Ukraine. Then you’ve got people like Troels who might say all the right things, at least until an opportunity to take a knee in front of the nearest demanding American, stroke their thighs and look adoring up at them for permission presents itself. Arms dependencies, tone deaf diplomatic entanglements and support for stationed American soldiers not subject to Danish law comes to mind there. The latter reaffirmed just before Hegseth comes out and declares a purge of insufficiently compliant JAGs, which for reasons I cannot comprehend didn’t get Troels off his knees either. He must really like it down there.

At least Løkke is offering some - token - opposition here. Okay, it’s not much, and it’s probably about is practically useful as a chocolate teakettle, but it is barely better than nothing, I guess.

Regardless of topping or treatment, I prefer using a skillet for even heat distribution.