What happened to their war on pedophiles? Why don’t they do that instead? Oh, cuz they’d be arresting themselves.

Ah got it

Does it matter he’s a gay grandpa?

Natural selection still exists and nothing stopping stupid people from creating life. In fact it’s encouraged.

He was like, damn it’s hot here and there are way too many people. Lemme make a statement real quick.

Ever seen Idocracy? Some people are still having babies.

Removed by mod

Remember the Alvarado

I’m in. We need a pilot. Maybe Nathan Fielder.

Maybe they can leverage age verification systems for porn to do the reverse for Pokemon so only kids can buy haha. Either kids gonna start scalping or adults gonna use kids.

Awesome! I guess I should look into buying a private jet now!

That’s good. It’s a free for all at the Targets near me

What if they just printed a ton more but didn’t change the pull rates?

Another idea from Magic is you can buy all of the rare singles directly from them.

Psychopaths

You can play the game just fine without the very rare cards. Pokemon has about 3 versions of all of the very rare cards in a set and the lowest rarity is generally easy to get. The illustration rates are the money makers.

Pokemon center needs to limit purchases on their website, which they have done, but the big box retailers need to do it too. Target, Game Stop. Even this little vending machines need some sort of system to limit purchases.

It’s ridiculous. People should just stop buying things second hand. Only buy direct from retailer and then no more scalping. I stopped collecting cuz of scalping and difficulty finding decently priced product.

They’ll just say it wasn’t ICE

Haha nice. Careful those Luigi fanboys and girls are die hard.

All of them do it on both sides. Pelosi been raking it in.

Go to open mic or karaoke nights. Hype everybody up. Talk to people after their performance.

Start a hobby and find a local group to do your hobby with other people. Sometimes if you’re really into the hobby the group will find you. E.g. you’re at the park doing your hobby and see other people doing your hobby. You talk to them and they know a group of people doing it too.

Assuming your job doesn’t involve much face to face interaction, volunteer somewhere in person and talk to the people you’re working with and the people you’re serving.

Set up a booth at a high foot traffic area with a sign that says, “Free jokes.” Or “Free Magic.” Memorize some decent jokes or magic tricks and do them. Talk to people. Ask if they want you to perform at their house for their friends. Become the token magician friend.