No, we dont.

Thanks, that was a fun one. Poor dude though.

i dont believe in you religion. my ikea crealy has branches. maybe its just my dehydration talking though. have to check next time.

gotta find the food first…

Tell us the lore: What forced you to put the work in?

ikea already is a labyrint with no exit, as far as I’m concerned.

Lost some good friends in there, never seen them again.

Dude, people looked into it and the map OP posted is literally based on medieval times.

If someone posts some medieval facts of your general area and explains that this is how things currently are over there, you’d say something too. Even if you don’t immediately have the statistics at hand.

Nuclear in Germany and Austria. The other stuff is medieval or something.

Never heard of anyone keeping the eldest son and their family around on purpose. Just one son, in the basement, maybe. Certainly not to ensure the inheritance, lol.

I get “you” and “I”. I’m still astonished that some people seem to use “we”.

use “your god” instead of god, “chosen one” instead of messiah and “evil” instead of satan and you get the polytheistic religions to join in as well.

also, some highly confused star wars fans, maybe.

since its a completely different person that just tries to look like you, neither. A bit of narcissism maybe.

I’m pretty sure you always had a moustache …

i can assure you, if I could play the guitar while riding a unicycle, you’d never see me do anything else, ever again. and i do know how to ride one.

Thats an insane level of skill, guy’s got the right to brag.

i really want to be left alone in parks. i go there to chill, not to have some awkward dude sit down next to me and try to strike up a conversation with an obvious ulterior motive.

Just to point out how subjective the whole time-and-place thing is. Not saying someone with a lot of tact couldnt pull it off. But thats not the target demography of a post like this.

Getting to know someone through shared interests/common activities is definitely the safer route, not just for the guys.

Where you intend to stay is part of the questioning when you enter and they can get quite suspicious if you don’t have a plan. Source: An Austrian, white friend of mine who went to the US. He also just wanted to travel around but was warned in advance (by other, mostly white europeans) that he shouldn’t state that when asked. It’s just not worth the risk.

While that’s not the same as having to show hotel bookings for the whole stay, it is a thing travelers have had to worry about for quite some time now. I’m sure it’s worse and more complicated for anyone of color.

This, anyone with strong glasses would be disabled in the stone age, lol. Needed some surgery before? You’d be dead. Ever broke a bone? Likely dead.

I went through my whole (living) family tree once and I’m pretty sure none of us would have survived, including me.

Not true everywhere, actually never heard of it here (Germany and Austria).

But if you walk into a place and ask for a paper cup of tap water, a lot of workers are willing to give it to you, regardless of the laws.

Vienna has tap water straight from the mountains btw and it tastes amazing. Recommended.

Found. The pacu fish

The first time I heard about sex from a friend, I was around 5 or 6 and went to my mom if that’s true. My mom went to the library, got some sex-ed books for kids and talked me through it. It ended up being not one single talk, but multiple, age appropriate ones spread over the years.

She didn’t do a perfect job, I’d say. There were many things left unknown and she was awkward with the topic (not an issue as a kid, certain issue as a teen).Though, considering that she got all her sex ed from magazines back in the day, definite progress on a generational scale.

I’m confident that I could do a better job than her, because she did a better job than her parents. That’s how it all works, no?

As god intended.