“When I’m cutting people off in traffic, illegally parking in handicap spaces, and racing at 100 mph through school zones, I rely on my Dodge Ram pickup to get it done!”

I won’t disagree, but it’s reaaallly close.

Pity about his show-runner.

I’ve actually been using Fedora Atomic Budgie for the past couple of months. Manjaro kept breaking when I tried it, it didn’t seem to like my laptop very much. But I thought it would be funny to mention it since a lot of Linux people really don’t like Manjaro!

Oh, are there Linux users here? Hi, welcome!

I use Manjaro, btw

*ducks*

Windows work just fine

Lol, not at my job. Whatever Microsoft got right, the boss’s spyware breaks over its knee.

Windows: “I need to update!”

20 minutes later

Windows: “Oops, I failed!”

User: “WHY?!”

Windows: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Send rudes

Of course. A lot of Silicon Valley’s support of Trump arose out of their terror at that Biden might impede their AI grift even just a tiny little bit. This is Trump paying them off.

Be gentle with yourself, you are enough.

Unless you’re one of those bench-blaming adults; you deserve to suffer.

What you need is another baby, one of equal amplitude, but opposite phase, to the one you already have. Made of anti-matter, probably.

The true bearer of the sign, “George Washington slept here.”

I mean, could be worse…

Two men can look at each other.

… Greyhawk?

“Ignored politics, eh? I’m sorry, but by this point the only solution to all of your problems is going to require that you fight a cop.”

A lot of municipalities have different rules and definitions for “parking” and “long-term parking.” In a lot of cases long-term parking is strictly prohibited in places where parking is otherwise encouraged. You can’t just leave your vehicle in one place.

You’ve got to move it, move it.

I do not. But then again, I don’t audit the code of the closed source software I use either.

“How many times do I have to tell you, I’m training an AI to shitpost on social media! No, I don’t know why!”

To shreds you say.