A lot of gardening supplies.

“Olive” (German).

The search function doesn’t find anything.

My parents had bought a book on the subject to read to us kids. I got a hold of it first and read it by myself. When my dad brought me to bed, I “educated” him about where kids come from. It’s still one of my parents’ favorite stories about me as a kid.

In school, sex ed was alright. They taught us everything we need to know incl. how to prevent STDs and pregnancies. The only thing I would criticize in hindsight is that they used giant test tubes (25cm) to teach us how to put on condoms. That made a lot of boys feel inadequate.

Plants dying on you for no apparent reason is just a part of gardening for me. That’s why you always raise more than you think you’ll need.

This is disturbing

Cicero would’ve been my pick, too

Repaired our dryer extending its life by a couple of years. Major success because my wife apparently finds it sexy when I do stuff like that

Finally finished Lost for the first time. Iiked the series, especially the character’s back stories. The end was a bit too sappy for me, but overall not too bad and better than its reputation.

Same. Fuck that place. I miss some of the subs, but I’m not going back.

I tried my hand at sourdough breads, but failed miserably. How long did it take you to become decent at it?

Gardening or more specifically raising fruit trees. Right now I got about 50 citrus trees growing from trifoliate orange seeds. Once they’re ready I am going to graft lemons and satsumas onto them. I’m not planning to sell the trees, rather I’ll gift them to friends and family.

I also propagate houseplants and gift them to friends, family and colleagues. Since they’re so easy to propagate it’s almost no effort.

Still the quiet part of the year in terms of gardening, but I have started some seeds already (peppers and physalis). Also ordered some supplies for the year, but the real work starts in March.

I’m torn between “every sperm is sacred” and the biggus dickus scene. Both make me laugh uncontrollably every time.

Bonus:

I’m dying in a religious conflict

But when you respawn, wouldn’t you be in outer space, too?

Why are you wearing your dirty shoes inside?

They’re fighting the bird flu

From a plastic bowl?