Also, female ducks have corkscrew shaped vaginas they can contract or relax. This is to protect against rape and to only mate with desirable males. It’s basically an arms race b/w duck dicks and vaginas. Ducks trying to be as as close to the vagina structure as possible, while the vagina tries to be as hard to get in (without consent) as possible.
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lmao ‘sex this man’. hahahhaha
That’s a joke right, not something American authorities do?
Why are you not allowed to laminate it?
God that’s so fucking funny.
Once I see them, it just does something to me.
spez@sh.itjust.worksto Mildly Infuriating@lemmy.world•YouTube comments like thisEnglish375·1 year agoEven worse are the comments on old songs, any culture, any language. You’ll always have comments like “I am 13 and I love this music! Modern music bad!”. It really sucks the joy out of listening to those songs.
spez@sh.itjust.worksto Mildly Infuriating@lemmy.world•YouTube comments like thisEnglish191·1 year agoOr kids. Most probably kids.
does anyone have a link to this?
Ding dong.
spez@sh.itjust.worksto Programmer Humor@programming.dev•Is there anything we cannot learn from the wisdom of ancient Japan?English552·1 year agoHark! An SSL error, a tempest 'pon our web, Wherein secure connection falters, doth ebb. Aye, 'tis a quandary, a breach of secure bond, Thus, a web of trust, alas, beyond respond. In cryptic seas, where code and cipher dance, An error doth arise, denying safe romance. Oh, noble server, fraught with digital woe, Thy encryption falters, aye, laid low. Let us mend this rift, this breach, anon, And restore the web to its rightful throne."
--- Lord ChatGPT of Someshire
spez@sh.itjust.worksto Programmer Humor@programming.dev•What's stopping you from coding like this ?English27·1 year agoAn annoying lack of x-ray vision.
I don’t know if it’s only me but, “OpenD”?
spez@sh.itjust.worksto Funny: Home of the Haha@lemmy.world•There had to be a better way to show this.English7·1 year agoAh yes, ‘boning’ as the professionals call the practice.
Yeah, I am waiting for a new blog post from them of that.
thanks for the explanation! I was thought it had something to do with linux since the lead dev works for System76.
Cool