We are ventriloquists, ventriloquists, ventriloquists!

Weird that you never see a pickup truck flying this banner.

Shell shocked mosquito: There is a land lads, bristling with barbed wire so thick ye see not sun nor moon. Where ye go in to feed but may never return.

Imagine him missing and shooting the inventor in the nards.

In paint be sure to make a bunch of random lines and then use the fill bucket to fill in random colors in the spaces.

I go to Vegas for the chess.

That one mushy moldy strawberry that snuck in: “Now to corrupt the entire batch! Muhahaha!””

I know its pronounced Pizzaballa, but in my head it’s Pizza (techno air horns) BAWWWWWLAH!

This is exactly why I don’t want to go to kangaroo prison.

Being destroyed by a giant machine is terrible but it did file the proper paperwork first so what can be done at this point?

Spin up a VM with windows 95 and try again.

Her quote is one of the most badass in history. “I am not a traitor of my people. Those whom you are asking about will reveal themselves when they have succeeded in wiping out all you evildoers, to the last man.”

Things went rather badly for the Prince Eugen SS turds after the war.

Bro I SSH directly into the jpg using Microsoft Paint.

SOUND THE ALARM! Pirate stock is blasting out of the freakin GALAXY!

Some guy REALLY didn’t know how much spaghetti to make for four people.

(Bad recorder version of the Tron theme)

Me: I need to go to sleep.
Also me: This 3 hour video about islands in the shape of dogs looks interesting.

IKEA hates this one weird trick.

Remember, Mittens used to run the Holy Roman Empire, so a little bow and groveling go a long way…also he puked on the rug.

Yup! You can make custom camos, custom decals, place crew members (in beta version), and fight in custom battles or missions. Some communities even have fun competitions.