Where is the “burnt out on corporate BS and not sure if I even like coding anymore, I just want to retire and sell shit on Etsy, too bad everything costs money” phase

// Hack the mainframe to skim pennies from ongoing transactions
async function addMoneyToMyBankAccount(dollarAmount: number): Promise<"success">

Alright let’s go

This

Spaceteam

Codenames

No miming, no eye signals, one. Word.

Oh interesting, we always allow miming in Round 2. It’s a good way to “prime” your teammates for Round 3…but I could see why that’d be undesirable

Even the individual days go by so fast though

Feel free to enumerate other options.

We already moved the fingerprint scanner from the back of the phone to the front of the phone, and our focus groups say it would be SO COOL if the scanner was even farther forward!! So on our next model, to unlock your phone, simply punch yourself in the face

It’s also worth pointing out that this was sued in a copyright lawsuit some time ago. The wikipedia article mentions it, but here’s the slashdot discussion if you want to feel like stepping into a time machine: https://m.slashdot.org/story/158778

It caused a momentary panic when everyone realized that this thing runs the system clocks for everything everywhere, and if it got taken down by a copyright suit it would be disastrous for, well, everybody.

https://www.lightspeedmagazine.com/fiction/the-perfect-match/

This is accurate lol

do {
  /* something */
} do hast {
  /* something */
}

What will you do when the toilet licks its lips

”debunked"

paywall article

sketchy source

“Wiki” where all the source links are CGTN or other CCP things

Sure.

How do you negotiate severance? Don’t you have zero leverage in that situation?

Maybe ancient Athens? Just sit around eating grapes and talking about triangles and shit. And even if I get rng’d into slavery, I could draw the Pythagorean theorem in the dirt, and a passing scholar would be like “holy shit, come with me dude”

Possibly Fern Gully

Right side couch gang rise up

Do you have a source for this? Last I looked into the Uighur genocide, it was being reported by well-respected outlets (not faith healers and flat earthers) and had photos of people being marched into camps.

So for it to suddenly be “all made up” sounds rather far-fetched to me.

Ok, I’ll bite. What is “everything that has come out”?