It’s also the worst part, every time I think I should invent time travel, I imagine people saying “you invented what? It was always around”. No reason to even try.

Doesn’t make sense. Can you prove it?

Well there’s a European country where you need a week long train trip from one part of it to the other.

Mars surface is studied better than Earth in 2024. Because there are no oceans or trees on Mars.

Your password is seven asterisks, right?

I dunno, I once combined two languages in the context and it started to give me a bunch of python code. Was scary.

It was a joke

Narrator: Of course, it wasn’t.

They probably already know all Nazi techniques.

You can now go back working there with this new secret technique.

Some might say reddit is no longer fun

did you use Reddit before?

did you stop using Reddit?

Classic Carl

Those scores are just Ordo Chronos trying to hide the truth from us.

Or as I’ve recently taken to calling it gnu+linux

That’s because people rarely are where sharks can kill them. If they were, sharks would quite often kill them. Much more often than vending machines, though I’d watch for those too.

Speak no evil 2022 probably

There may be, the ocean is deep and not thoroughly explored.

It’s a human commenter

Can’t be

To be fair you’ll be hearing “soon” after as well.