Ha ha, well-played Jeff, you got us.

I love this shit too. Take a wombat: only animal known to shit in squares.

Master of Sharts in Colonial Studies

Not from US, but why do you wanna move out of US?

I’m guessing it’s politics. Our “religious conservatives” feel they can force women to have babies against their express desires while limiting birth control, sex education, and free school lunches.

It’s a party dominated by rich old white men who can’t rule over slaves anymore so they are going after all minorities and women.

I really felt cheated that no one was insulted, no rants were frothed, no theories conspiracied in this nfo. All we got was relevant information and kindness.

I’m kidding obvs

This is great advice, and to the OP, don’t feel bad. You’re really not an IT person of any caliber until you have experienced when I like to call the “Production Incident Experience”, or PIE. IT work is a job with unforseen consequences and hurdles, and we’ve all run into them at one point or another.

This being a learning experience, do what we’ve all done and learn from it. Now you can set up logging, whatif, sandbox instance, whatever you have to do.

You’re on the road to becoming a good programmer - just learn from your mistakes, do your research on best practices, ask intelligent questions, and in no time at all you’ll be writing one of these posts yourself.

Belle! Stop saying “I do declare” for your constants! It’s not valid syntax!

Blinking 12:00 intensifies

I have bought two laser printers in fifteen years. I got a Canon to replace the slow Brother MFC. I’ve lasted years on the toners I bought after the starter toners ran out. Toners never dry out and they don’t have the same print quality issues that ink jets have.

Anyone using an ink jet printer for anything other than printing photos onto photo paper is wasting tons and tons of money.

This girl I knew had a fake seizure in front of me at a public museum. She had a crush on me, which I already was aware of, but I liked her as a friend. Even so, the flag was pretty red on that friendship.

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