Being in a 1st world country

Just know that if you DO take a nap on the couch, and an emergency happens, your employer will demand to know why you weren’t on it immediately.

Your career will be destroyed.

Wallets are good gifts until a guy is like 25-30. Then he’ll buy the style he likes for himself.

They make round plastic protectors for this. I installed one for most doors in my house

My last job was pretty badass.

Also quite a few notches on my bed post.

Great body and wall decoration

Oh you meant permanently. I thought you were assuming a built-in on/off switch.

My headcanon is that the Hero of Time and the Hero of Winds are lefties, and the Hero of the Sky and the Hero of the Wild are righties.

The Hero of Twilight is, uh, ambidextrous. Don’t ask me how he flips the handle and strap around on his shield.

Classic doorbells can’t be turned off

And I think their point is that landscapers should ask before knocking at 5am since most people aren’t up that early

My house didn’t come with a doorbell. My wife said “we need to install a doorbell.” I asked “what for?” She hasn’t been able to come up with a good reason, so it hasn’t happened.

Same with me as a kid, same with my stepson now, same with his father as a kid.

Whole milk is the way to go, but be careful about boosting dairy intake. Constipation isn’t fun.

Power Rangers?

I prefer Vanilla Coke zs and Sprite zs personally.

Some women who play games don’t broadcast their gender, to avoid harassment.

There are some games that are played by more women than men, like Animal Crossing.

I imagined they meant out of carpet, not clothing. So my train of thought was “How would you get the vinegar smell out of carpet? With a carpet cleaner? Why not just use that in the first place?”

… and replacing it with the strench of vinegar?

Tagging to learn from others

Hi. I’m doing fine. Had trouble sleeping last night, so tonight I took an edible to help wind down. Waiting for it to kick in…

Hot AND warm?

Did you mean to say dry?

What sequel now?