Dude apparently put a lot of work into his cop impersonation but I’m sure these are totally legit 🤦‍♀️

Is it gonna be Kent State or Tiananmen Square?

“He was crucified because he was captured. I like people who weren’t captured”

Fortunately it was outside the environment

And 34% on Taiwan won’t help anything either

We’re setting up the “Mr Burns’ diseases” system. We’ll just have every constitutional crisis in existence all at once, and they’ll balance each other out! 🤦‍♀️

I don’t remember details but I feel like I read a while ago that there’s a pending amendment that some blue states want to de-ratify. If there’s open question about whether de-ratifying is a thing, then this might be a strategic move to get the courts to establish that it is.

Edit: looking up unratified amendments I see there aren’t that many and none seems to fit the description I was thinking of so I guess my memory is just wrong. But still I do wonder if it might just be a case of putting an old question to bed.

Well his manifesto said it wasn’t terrorism after all. No reason to question such a fine upstanding citizen.

Clearly not, or you would know that Febreze and Snickers is far superior!

Free speech is for nazis, as far as I can tell

Never pull the trigger if a wabbit has its finger stuck in the barrel

It shouldn’t just be a cap either. Net worth topping $1B should just be a reset button. Automatic bankruptcy. It should be something to actively fear and avoid, not just a score to max out.

Even if we do get a Brutus we’re still fucked, got it

No matter how many times he types hamberder2, it will show to us as **********

The tornado tourism industry is gonna be huge!

This stupid fuck of a senator needs to go back to where he came from (sorry Illinois, you can’t just dump your garbage in other states like that)

All that meticulous research and they get blindsided by “dude’s a couch fucker” 🤣

“Lying about our prices on the menu keeps the prices on the menu lower!”

“If the shoreline fits”

He would know, he’s a genius himself!