Mayor Poopington

Baseball: make steroids mandatory

Definitely should have been an alarm call. Back when I had alarm access at an old job, one camera had power issues, which prompted a call from the alarm company at 3 am. For about a week straight until it got fixed.

Smegma

Wear some clothes. Most places won’t like it if you show up naked.

I don’t, personally. As long as you aren’t hurting anyone, I don’t care what you believe. Its your life to live, do what you want with it.

Military Industrial Complex

Lived in Sidney, NE when I was super young. Population 6,000 and ain’t shit around it but corn, missile silos, I-80, and the occasional train derailment.

SO SAY WE ALL

One of my personal favorites is the casino that got hacked through a wireless fishtank thermometer. Hackers managed to find the high roller databases. Segment your networks, people.

Well this should be a fun season

I am inclined to give half an ear to the guy who wrote “Born in the USA”, a song repeatedly misunderstood by a certain political party.

Turns out, having a bunch of nukes is a pretty foolproof deterrent

Israel spends a lot of money on US elections

Bruh.

Everyone knows that was Jim Davis

Half Life 2: Episode 2: Episode 1

I wish I was well napped

Executor class star dreadnought

It’s says “water” on the ingredients. The label wouldntylie to us.

Do you have a recipe? Not all of us are gourmet shefs here