I’ll still eat as many Freedom Waffles as I please.

100% guarantee there are probably still YouTubers doing that in 2025. And you might be surprised how good it can look upscaled to 4K, if you haven’t tried it.

NFL 2K5. It would be a somber, warmly-lit memorial, a pedestal bearing a single copy of the (Xbox version of) the game, with a spotlight shining down on it from above as it rotated. An eternal flame, possibly several, burn nearby. The walls would be digital, montages of all the memories. There would be mournful orchestral music playing, heavy on the clarinets and oboes.

If I had to be stuck in a timeloop, I might pick being in high-school, late night, losing untold hours to Unreal Tournament until the sun came up and/or I occasionally fell asleep at my computer. Or maybe the LAN parties from that same time.

My brother said his hotel burger had a really bad musk to it

“It’s not bad as long as you don’t breathe.”

Don’t forget your sweater! Though wearing a sweater into the fray seems ill-advised.

Anxiety is no laughing matter. Please try to take care of yourself. I’m sure I’m not the only one who would be willing to throw a few bucks your way, if there’s somewhere we can donate…? Hang in there, it gets better!

Are you okay!?

The Citarum River in Indonesia is allegedly a contender for dirtiest.

Cotorra Springs in Red Dead Redemption 2:

https://www.ign.com/wikis/red-dead-redemption-2/Cotorra_Springs

One has obvious visible signs from a rough past, plus she makes unique Chewbacca sounds and hops like a kangaroo/faints like a goat when excited. The other would tackle me and not leave my side.

Just be careful, three phase hookups = potential hurt feelings and messy drama.

Now really imagine what would happen if Americans tried to switch to metric.

Looks like the Ghostface mask.

I’d love to tell you what he recommended, but I likely fell asleep around the 15-minute mark, because I usually watch his videos in bed.

I never knew any of this. Wtf, Japan!?

Did you make it to Better Call Saul, yet? I think I liked it even more.

And if you want a sweetener, use honey.