The world should just stop doing business with us until we can eradicate the stench of tRump from our country.

That’s pretty much happening. The EU and Indonesia, the south Asia countries banding together, Canada and the EU… They’re just being quiet about it because Trump has explicitly said he’ll go on the attack at any sign of countries working together to defy him.

And these changes, like China switching to Brazil for their soy production the first time around, will likely be permanent. Because even when Trump is gone, the people who elected him will remain.

A not-worthless post title would have been nice. Is the article about something related to technology, or a nerd whining that he can’t get a date? A "blog* could be either one.

Way too coherent and clear. You forgot the proceeding “Uh wuh wuh buh bup wah we well…”

Really?

Insurance refuses to cover it. Yes, the family is on the hook for the costs of this government-imposed atrocity.

It’s a story that only gets worse and worse the more you find out.

I’ve seen plenty of those same “love Canada” Americans using the “it’s just a joke, bro” defense, though. So they still don’t get it.

“Drink verification can to continue”

People are so good at driving in two dimensions, I think we should add a third.

Truss Social?

Switch to chewing gum. “We’re recycling!”

Where the head of state has stated that even his own citizens aren’t safe.

The useless (as in, missing) title to the post, most likely.

Their core demographic is people who only survived childhood due to the vigilance of others. It’s not really a growth market.

No, he’s using his imaginary fentanyl-from-Canada crisis to do an end run around that.

It’s the same shit he does to his contractors: agree to a deal, then once the work is done find some fake “flaw” that justifies him demanding compensation. There’s a reason why nobody in New York was willing to take contracts for his buildings.

Also $3/mon certificate fee. To bring you the best possible service.

Their final, most essential command.

If your pipes inside the house are freezing, then that means the temperature inside the house is below freezing. That means the house heat is off, in which case you have larger problems.

If the house heat is going to be off for an extended time, you should be shutting off the house water supply and opening your tabs to prevent freezing. That’s the same no matter where your water heating happens.

“Come with me if you want to yiff.”

You need to spring for the flights with the in-flight dominatrix.