None of those are synthetic cheese. Just imitation.

That’s why they’ll never expect an invasion from Greenland

All water is drinking water if you’re brave enough

I bought a pocket breathalyzer so I can be right in the pocket

I hate to sound like I’m defending Israel, but it’s possible Iran shot down some of their missiles, which have to go somewhere. It’s looking like the vast majority of the strikes were aiming for military targets.

Not everyone who hates Iran is a zionist

He didn’t just make the list, they also labeled him as armed and dangerous.

I’ve been waiting patiently for him to be reunited with his daughter

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As someone losing control of their hands and enjoys playing video games, I very much look forward to this technology not only being available via Elon Musk.

MSG

Valentina Extra Hot

Drilling a hole in your desk doesn’t lead to cancer.

I’m not an alcoholic, I’m just returning to monke

Fake boobs and inflated lips

What, are you talking about the calculator, camera, and note apps that come installed on the phone? That’s not bloatware, that’s like basic functionality 😂

I dunno, dawg. I’ve been buying unlocked Samsung phones for like 10 years and I’m not sure what kind of bloatware or ads you’re talking about

That’s literally my point

The phones are absolutely not the same, you just have a shitty carrier that installed extra stuff on your phone

Someone named Mario has a chance to do something really, really funny