the guy Luigi allegedly killed

Don’t do the prosecution’s work for them.

Get back in your lane, Florida Man.

And this is precisely why a billion is too much money for one person to have.

platters were bent

I thought HDD platters were supposed to be too brittle for that.

In other words, a billion is too much money for one person to have.

If you want to get food aid into Gaza, it might be best to smuggle it in using drones or cartel subs.

Ugh, fuck my city and state.

Isn’t there a law against this? Not that Cheetoface cares about those…

Weird hair and tacky fur coats, I guess.

After reading the article, this ironically seems to be one of the few times Donnie Moscow managed to pick someone who seems decent for the job.

Turns out we’ll try all sorts of bizarre schemes before we’re willing to try doing the obviously right thing.

Cave Johnson made a lemon for that.

Bro, you’re not going to stop a genocide by busting a cap in two nobodies half a world away.

What’s outrageous is that our goldfish-brained voters picked up the orange snake again after he bit us the first time.

Bro needs to read the damn room.

Amateurs.

That’s the joke.

Well, nobody’s infallible.

Bro, there’s nothing wrong with the headline. You’re just salty because you had a brain fog moment.

And go where, jackass?