You’d love me too much if you let me in your kitchen 🤷♂️
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happilybitchycowboy@lemmy.worldto Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world•Can anyone else feel sensations in their brain?2·2 years agoThat’s exactly what happened. I was wearing a half helmet anyways, so I was pretty much fucked already. When I saw her come thru the stop sign, I had exactly enough time to say “oh shit” and throw my right arm in front of my face. They dug 8 of my teeth out of my arm. She was driving a Pathfinder SUV which was tall enough that I somehow went under it and she drove over my head. I still vividly remember laying in the road for close to a half hour spitting blood so I wouldn’t drown and thinking about my kids. I had my jaw wired shut for 6 months and learned with missing teeth, you can put a straw thru and suck Thanksgiving dinner out of a blender. Damn that. MF shot me in the back of the head with a .38 and that’s been a whole new world of fun…
happilybitchycowboy@lemmy.worldto Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world•Can anyone else feel sensations in their brain?1·2 years agoLooking back, the fatal mistake was not tightening the chin strap properly. I was told later that my bloody helmet was found a little past the accident.
happilybitchycowboy@lemmy.worldto Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world•Can anyone else feel sensations in their brain?121·2 years agoThe 20 ft fall was bullies in school about 30 years ago. Getting my face crushed was a drunk driver running a stop sign. I was on a motorcycle wearing a helmet, but the helmet didn’t help. Getting shot. I still don’t know. I got robbed and gave him what he wanted, but I guess he just wanted to shoot someone and I happened to be it. Life ain’t fair https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=eD_vjNjE1JM
happilybitchycowboy@lemmy.worldto Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world•Can anyone else feel sensations in their brain?25·2 years agoAs someone who has experienced multiple brain traumas, I do have feelings there too. Different impacts have had different results. Falling 20ft and cracking my skull on concrete left me seeing everything in a hue of orange for a couple of years. Getting my face crushed by a car left me feeling strange all in the front. Getting shot in the head was so strange, it’s like the back part of my brain still hurts. Especially when I try to remember certain things.
happilybitchycowboy@lemmy.worldto News@lemmy.world•US judge blocks Montana from banning TikTok use in state55·2 years agoNo more hoping Montana would set the precedence.
happilybitchycowboy@lemmy.worldto gonewild@lemmynsfw.com•You should be gobbling my pussy instead of your Thanksgiving dinner [f]English1·2 years agoSkipped the dinner this year. Plenty of room for you.
happilybitchycowboy@lemmy.worldto Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world•Do you have a favorite restaurant only available in your area?4·2 years agoY’all ever heard of Bojangles?
happilybitchycowboy@lemmy.worldto Piracy: ꜱᴀɪʟ ᴛʜᴇ ʜɪɢʜ ꜱᴇᴀꜱ@lemmy.dbzer0.com•Is it possible to still pirate Pearson books?English331·2 years agoWelcome to hell. You are here. Fuck with it as you may. Results sha’nt change.
happilybitchycowboy@lemmy.worldto Technology@lemmy.world•The worst passwords of 2023 are also the most common, "123456" comes in firstEnglish2·2 years ago48736915208 No son, you’re not watching YouTube.
happilybitchycowboy@lemmy.worldto Funny: Home of the Haha@lemmy.world•Ah the holidays. Time to get out the Christmas Angles!8·2 years agoThe 15° has already outdone my Christmas tree this year 😁
Apparently I violated rule 8 about being involved in diy discussions. Well why the fuck was a diy post allowed in the first place? Truth is, you can’t get schematics on most store bought electronics. You have to know color codes and troubleshoot shit backwards.
I have always been a prolific commenter on Reddit. I’m doing the same over here. Hadn’t been to Reddit in a couple months. Went over there earlier and explained to someone on r/electricians how an AC to DC transformer works. They permanently banned me, even though my answer was entirely correct, especially for the given problem. Heil spez, you can keep your shit show.
happilybitchycowboy@lemmy.worldto Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world•How long would you live if electricity for the whole world went out permanently?52·2 years agoDepends how prepared you are and how you play the cards you have. Taking care of family/others will definitely slow you down. Gas won’t last and when you start seeing people roaming around, better be somewhere safe!
happilybitchycowboy@lemmy.worldto gonewild@lemmynsfw.com•I’m naughty and I need to be spanked! [oc] [f]4·2 years agoGosh. Where are you on a Friday night? 🥰
happilybitchycowboy@lemmy.worldto gonewild@lemmynsfw.com•More from your classy and sexy dream girlfriend. [OC] [F] [Self]. 💜3·2 years agoIs that a futon?
What would you like? I’m making a chicken sandwich right now…