What’s that term? “pre-existing condition”.

Quiet microwave gang. Took a while to find the instructions and can only be done when it’s first plugged in on mine.

You can set it for an extra second so you don’t feel bad about stopping it “early”

What would stop the IRS from sending federal agents arresting people on the streets

I thought they fired all of them?

Uh huh. He’s got A LOT of catching up to do.

Art of the deal.

Someone’s 3d printer making spaghetti in the background.

Because the kidnapping was going to be on the up and up?

What’s one more broken law in the grand scheme of things?

Times 100

“powered off”

Unless I’m holding the battery in one hand and the phone in the other I don’t trust it being turned off either.

I would be shocked if they aren’t equipped with puke bags for such an event and then your plan is foiled.

There are at least two of us then. Makes me feel a little better.

So much furry content, holy smokes.

I’d love to sign up but I have really bad bone spurs…

Maybe you should look towards eating something other than steel or aluminum. (but seriously sorry you’re having to deal with this)

Then the property owner should have them towed.

Got a nickel for your thoughts?

It was a nice day

This is the same energy as people who buy their SO a vehicle without any input. Enjoy the new car payments babe.