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Why? I thought we had to ENFORCE THE LAW with maximum firepower, should we not be dispatching the Marines to end TikTok?

We have a system for dealing with violent criminals right here, deporting people just removes any guarantee that the victims know what’s going on with them.

Who will be the next Kyle Rittenhouse?

Federal, an originator of the “Freedom” caucus, I guess the freedom is for him to enjoy child exploitation

Coming soon to an interrogation room near you

Not enforcing the law? Do we need to send National Guard and the Marines to help CFPB?

This calls for 24-7 rolling coal at the homes of all the California Republicans. Make them really feel the freedom in the air.

Assist with what, motherfucker? Continuing denial of due process rights?

When I was in junior high and high school in west Texas, reps from Exxon came to class to give pro-petroleum industry lectures in social studies class at least once a year. They also did field trips to a petroleum “museum” that was entirely pro-fossil fuels.

If they need access for work, why aren’t they subject to records requests?? That makes no sense. Either they are working for US and are subject to telling US what they’re doing on our dime, or they’re not working for US and should be heavily restricted from OUR data!

Pete is more product than warrior on any given day

Alligator nuggets already exist, had some in Georgia a while back. Tasted like the 90s Burger King chicken nuggets.

Why do they look so happy to be developing tech to make ending human lives easier? There are zero benefits to introducing things like this into the world.

Technically it’s true. There’s no reason to worry about those diseases anymore if you end up in a vegetative state or die from brain implant complications!

No, my government-funded Satanic schools!

Surprise! Musk is ready to step in, because they will tailor the requirements to him, and he lies about everything anyway so no other bidders would even come close.

Shocker, he doesn’t understand why you would pay people involved in production because he just ignores them

That brings up an interesting point. If I manufacture and sell a gun as “the CEO annihilator”, would it be legal? If not, why?

I thought financial cheats were totally cool now and you’d be stupid NOT to take advantage of loopholes. Unless…

Just send everyone. How else would you know? I can’t believe any one person has never experienced some sort of gender dysphoria in their lives.