terminal cancer

“I’m sorry, you’ve been diagnosed with :()::&;:”

“You have a couple seconds to live.”

Let the leopards eat their faces.

Crowdstrike 2.0

I’ve never understood thr gendering of stuff like this.

Like bro, soap is soap. I rather smell like roses and lavender than a mix of industrial shit and BO.

My dad first learned to Code in Pascal. Where would he fall?

If only one side is made to be connected to the port, then that’s pretty specific.

But a Shipwright is a job.

You’re gonna steer the ship right into some innocent dude!

Honestly, I don’t know if he’s knowingly lying or just genuinely fucking stupid.

Here in Canada we got rid of the penny years ago.

When paying in cash, we round to the nearest 0.05 but with card payments it’s still the exact price.

Also, the amount of money you’d lose by rounding in a cash transaction is pretty minimal.

Well, getting rid of the penny was always kinda a good idea. It costs more to make one than it’s actually worth.

Here in Canada we killed our penny years ago.

The US used to have a half penny, but it was killed over 100 years ago.

Minting such a small amount of change that sees almost no practical use is pointless.

Did Microsoft leave their marketing department to AI or something? They really seem to be dropping the ball rn with app names, and recognition.

(Teams New vs. Teams (New))

This is pretty much how so many experienced home cooks eventually get to the point where they can eyeball the amount of each ingredient they need.

Bro… It’s a reference to a meme about subway sandwiches. Literally “Brother in Christ” was written over a scribbled out n word. I think you’re being a little overly heated over a meme phrase.

It’s always good to use FOSS where possible.

If it isn’t possible for you, then don’t. Perhaps try advocating for the FOSS alternatives to be better and drive up competition, forcing the software you do use to innovate.

Take your scale and bump it down by 5 degrees C and you have my personal scale.

My brother in Christ. You are 70° water.

And what is a Major factor in weather? Water.

There are some rocks with special powers. Like uranium, Plutonium, etc.

So… Where did that $200 Billion come from?

Maggie the milk snatcher vs. Donnie the Diddler.

The Margaret Thatcher of the US.