I have so much microplastics in my balls there’s no room for the pee anymore.

They’re the world‘s most fearsome fighting team.

https://computer.howstuffworks.com/cable-modem.htm

This is it for me. All of this has me pretty down, because the gamification works really well on me and I enjoy it. But fuck AI.

…leaving gallon milk containers in the fridge with one swallow left…

That monster…

Just got a notification about this from my kids school district in Northern CA.

Rogue One is good.

This.

Also, they’re objectively bad films. If Phantom Menace wasn’t a Star Wars film then the rest wouldn’t have been made.

Disagree, the prequels aren’t worth watching.

Spoiler alert, he’ll be acquitted.

No.

Yeah, bears for sure. Little teacup-size pet bears.

My alarm includes my Apple Watch vibrating. And if I don’t get up on time I miss the train, and the next one isn’t for a whole ‘nother hour.

DUH

Congrats!

That guy: Man, I never thought that leopard would eat MY face!

Depends how long they’ve been dead. After a while it’s pretty impossible to tell one corpse from another, it would be easy to fake the identity of the witness.

Ok, good call. So five so far.

Dude, for real? Like what?

I’m sorry, but any game putting out free content updates (and major ones, too) over 8 years later is unheard of these days. Like, maybe Minecraft is the only other one I can think of.

Greedy pig boy