Boomers were trying to ruin it for us.
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chemicalprophet@slrpnk.netto Technology@lemmy.world•Do you trust Mark Zuckerberg to solve your loneliness with an ‘AI friend’? No, me neither.English51·3 months agoI would trust him to design a cleaner to get the jizz stains out of the upholstery of the chair in my masturbatorium. I’d also hire him to do it. Under the table and at sub par wages of course. Then, before I paid him, I’d put some sweet baby rays on my balls and see it he wants some real genuine ballskin. And of course he would which would give me the perfect opportunity to extol the Roman Empire and regale him with tales of real men and masculinity. Sweet baby rays baby!
chemicalprophet@slrpnk.netto Games@lemmy.world•Nintendo reserves the right to brick your console following "unauthorised use", in bid to prevent piracyEnglish111·3 months agoFuck tinendo.
chemicalprophet@slrpnk.netto News@lemmy.world•Tesla Sitting On Thousands Of Unsold Cybertrucks As It Stops Accepting Its Own Cars As Trade-Ins - JalopnikEnglish11·4 months agoThe shitbags known as police are bastions of functional unreliability.
chemicalprophet@slrpnk.netto News@lemmy.world•Tesla Sitting On Thousands Of Unsold Cybertrucks As It Stops Accepting Its Own Cars As Trade-Ins - JalopnikEnglish11·4 months agoThen you’d think maybe they’d have a problem with the shitbags themselves.
chemicalprophet@slrpnk.netto News@lemmy.world•Tesla Sitting On Thousands Of Unsold Cybertrucks As It Stops Accepting Its Own Cars As Trade-Ins - JalopnikEnglish131·4 months agoYou seem to imagine pigs out there suffering some burden. That burden will simply be the taxpayers. 🤯
chemicalprophet@slrpnk.netto Technology@lemmy.world•Why was there a pro-Hitler, Holocaust-denying ad on X?English16·6 months agoWhy is water wet?
chemicalprophet@slrpnk.netto Piracy: ꜱᴀɪʟ ᴛʜᴇ ʜɪɢʜ ꜱᴇᴀꜱ@lemmy.dbzer0.com•Laws only matter if you're not rich.English2·6 months agoSuck my Schwartz.
Are you doing all the important shit like bathing and working on yourself? I feel this gets overlooked a lot.