Time to order all your dildos, KY, condoms, swings, and penis pumps for life before those things get banned. Sure they’ll come back one day, but do you have time to wait for that?

LOL this is great!

Maryland Puerto Rico? Nah! I like States that don’t inundate annually… Looking at you Flo, Lou and Texy Texas! Big states, crying. All crying came to me asking for help. They would say things to me like Mr. Orangeousness, could you please save our children. I send refrigerators to save the children, but nah! Look, ICE cream is good! It’s a good success thing. Success in the refrigerator. Saved, all saved. Crying, big big States. And so I don’t understand, wanna save children? Here’s the fridge! Confusing! Bigly confusing!

Anyway.

God you fucking arse…its the other guy! First name putin.

Shake it three times…you can’t shake it again!

Oh that’s right! I was missing something! And then you can just use that in the office… 7.5", and you 5.7", in my office! NOW!

OK, I’ve changed my last name to orange shit bag…now how do I finish the application?

No sir, its actually just made in your carlab. Don’t you have a car lab? I don’t!

Urinal cameras with automated penis shaker arms that automatically measure the male population by penis size and organize them in alphabetical order.

Alright roll call!

Albert 6"!
Hugeman 8.7".
Little Stwert 9.2"!

Try alumiweld! They sell that stuff in amazon.

Thank God we’re also eliminating cheap solar panels from China. Who wants an energy source so unreliable. It literally didn’t even shine for most of the entire time. Sure it’s been lit for just a few million years but whatever are you gonna do when it eventually runs out of helium and hydrogen?

I’d prefer the new ford trash diesel hybrid…just start the engine on gasoline, switch to diesel, then just dump your trash for that week in the back and wait for the big ass black plume to reduce yo just a healthy soot. It can get 23miles per trashcan!..sorry, 2.3 downhill miles. Isn’t it great? Mr.TrashyBurn!

…And evil Stephen Colbert wannabe twin boy.

A modem walks into a bar. The bar tender says:

‘W’ is 01010111.
‘e’ is 01100101.
‘l’ is 01101100.
‘c’ is 01100011.
‘o’ is 01101111.
‘m’ is 01101101.
‘e’ is 01100101.
’ ’ (space) is 00100000.
‘t’ is 01110100.
‘o’ is 01101111.
’ ’ (space) is 00100000.
‘A’ is 01000001.
‘m’ is 01101101.
‘e’ is 01100101.
‘r’ is 01110010.
‘i’ is 01101001.
‘c’ is 01100011.
‘a’ is 01100001

Its probably stuck to the paint. There are two possibilities. One is that you just twist the metal part counterclockwise (probably). The other is that it could be one of those much smaller ones that you just pull down and two long spring wires hold it in place. I think this one is a twist one because I see three bulbs, it’s large enough.

You mean like mixing citric acid which is usually obtained from a fungus and sodium bicarbonate? That reaction creates CO2 gas the carbonate part of sodium bicarbonate. That leaves only the sodium after it bonds to the citrate ion which leaves extra H2O behind which is just water. That? But you could do all sorts of other reactions to get the sodium to come off something else.

RNE…Reoccurring None Engineering.

Oh that’s relatively harmless. Sodium coming from salt as a metal or thru a precipitation reaction, and citrate is something derived from a fungus.

Just gotta lie on the questioner:

Has any PFOAS filled American pooped on this toilet in the past process cycle?

But that’s fertilizer! WTF?

Microsoft is finally coming up with another phone! Its called the pixel 4!

The unique name comes from its great 8K interface taking up 99.999999999999999% of the screen. Its great for privacy because the extremely useful ribbons allow you to share the wonderful 4 pixels of artistic expression.

At 3nm using the latest EUV technology the new pixel 4! Will revelutionice tablets as we know them. I mean phones. The new 3000MP camera is unparalleled! With AI integration all you do is swing the 3equivalent pixel camera around and the single active pixel will use the accelerometer to locate it’s position in space while the AI system deconstructs the entire scene. You can make changes on the fly. You can also make changes off the fly and on any other object (that AI has stol…trained on before like a peni…flower or a tit…you know the birds.)