Therapy.

Weezer - Beverly Hills.

Weezer’s only good song is Buddy Holly. All their other songs are terrible. And Beverly Hills is the worst.

Have you seen Pachebel Rant?

Sigh.

Yeah, well, I could call my dick the Magnum Opus but that wouldn’t make it two feet long.

Block them.

With a little research, it’s possible to figure it out on your own.

https://auroracrystal.com/blogs/news/how-to-tell-if-bismuth-is-real

You know trouble’s coming when The Situation starts to flex.

The context totally changes the question.

“Which do you like more, blue or green?” is very different from “Which do you feel you are, a blue-liker or a green-liker?”

The first question directly asks a specific thing.

The second is asking what category a person feels they belong to. And assigning a category implies many things in addition to liking the color.

That is a false dichotomy. Every situation has unique context.

The bad guys usually win.

Never put salt in your eyes.

I never do, unless I go outside.

I found them just where I left them: buried under the shed.

In that case, you could be from france, you could be the descendant of people who had emigrated away from france, or you could be related to people who have never had anything to do with france but possess similar genetic markers to people who come from parts of France. Or, none of the above! That’s the fun part about genetics, it by itself is only a small piece of the puzzle.

Pretty much anything by Richard Cheese, really.

Also yes.

automatic ATM machines.

'nit for short

Aha, I see, irony.

By “every action” you mean “no again.”