Logistical problems aside, if it’s a non-Newtonian fluid, it’s going to be an issue.

Well it’s obvious Becca wants to open up and be filled with the Holy Spirit, and that got me thinking.

Let’s face it, that question has probably been at least thought of by Catholic priests before.

Can bukake be used as a baptism if it happens in a church?

Wouldn’t better driving education and testing work just as well, if not better?

At least they’ll have somewhere to show they’re available for work now.

Here you dropped this /s.

I feel the same way about dog poo that hasn’t been picked up and the owners pockets.

Wait until you find out about the French rules of roundabouts.

That’s London. They have their own rules.

I think there’s people on the London Underground who will grumble and tut if you stand on the wrong side, but I can’t remember as I haven’t been there in years.

No, that’s the wrong side

No such rules in the UK. It’s everyone for themselves on whichever side they feel like.

You’re all driving around it in the wrong direction.

Stop with the dik dik pics.

Just a shame Elton was in it.

Why? Did you learn nothing from her duet with Elton The John?

Never. I’m not sure if we even have a pen on the house that isn’t used for colouring in by my kids.

Same for work. I’ve not had to write anything for literally years.

Hang on, does signing your name on a document count?

Damn sharks.

I’m not sure if I want the brownies or that rock more. Probably the rock.

Go to a mortuary. Don’t have to wait for them to be grown.