Pessimist: It’s all terrible.
Optimist: But it might be even more terrible tomorrow!

Arm them with lacrosse sticks instead?

A few that have worked pretty well for me on camps I’ve run in the past:

Splat Characters - Flick or drop some paint onto paper then make it into a face/person/animal/monster with some sharpie details like eyes or tails.

Big/Small - Similar to the body parts game but alternating sizes/proportions to make some weird looking things.

Chaos Creatures - Each kid pokes a load of dots onto paper, swap them around then make a dot to dot and try and do a theme, animals or monsters are good.

Hope this helps as starting points at least.

In that situation I think the crowds haven’t noticed the lions are about to jump the fence and the legions have closed the gates.

Bonobo Love Island:Chimpanzee Gladiators.

Reciprocal empathy.

Yeah, who’s Eepstein? Apart from the offspring of a great felt scientist and some dead guy with fluffy hair.

Mangolione?

“And I’m from SchruteBuckCoin, we are currently outperforming you in multiple metrics.”

Move (money to cronies and debtors) fast, break things (people).

Got his remit mixed up, he’s on exercise not exorcism!