We’re doomed

You gave your card to a scammer. What do you expect.

Inb4 grok

There goes the Moscow mule industry

For some reason I read AI invented crossbow

I lived in NYC and now in Canada. Your distances seem about accurate with my limits, though NYers are infamous for walking everywhere, including up and down 6 flights of stairs. It’s certainly not the norm in the US.

Did you just say that the bus arrives only once every four hours? My lord… It might as well basically not exist at that point.

This is a great time to introduce you to the American public transit system.

My partner and I used to switch between The Electric Slide and The Hustle as our earworms, so one day we mixed them together because it’s the same tune. Now THAT is constantly stuck in our heads

All I’m saying is be careful with this approach for you may make a worse monster

It’s almost like every single detail and level of this is steeped in corruption and lawlessness

I can’t wait for the movie adaptation

How long before someone assumes it’s AI related based on his name and goes on a rant about it

Solar Fields maybe?

It’s extra fun when you know multiple languages since that voice also changes languages

Maybe they’ll start believing when they’re on a flight to a prison in a country they’ve never been in

But mom says we have white supremacist party at home

Spite

Which minority group is next? They’ve already attacked DEI, so should we expect other people of colour? LGBT? Democrats? People with autism? Disabilities? Mental illness? What group will they brand “undesirables” next?

Surprise: all of those at the same time! They never stopped attacking us queer folk and are now trying to ban adult HRT and make “gender identity fraud” a felony. They’ve also been attacking neurodivergent folk, and RFK has openly admitted he wants to send anyone with ADHD or autism to a labor camp.

Republicans straight up get a half chub at the thought of inflicting pain and misery. They are the world’s greatest sadists.

I personally fled the US because I check off all the boxes

To a Trump supporter, being Hispanic is a crime in and of itself

As much as I hate NYT for MANY reasons, I’ve yet to find a better crossword.

Someone else recommended Baba Is You. Highly recommend that too

Or because they can’t stand to be away from mass suffering lest their erections drop

The others are likely dead