What percentage of people do not live within 100 miles of a border, coast, or international airport?

Has to be in single digits.

I was being facetious lol

With apologies for the pedantry, the sling stone was more likely "from the size of a billiard ball to a tennis ball.” and capable of “slightly less stopping power than a .44 magnum cartridge.”

So yeah, being tall doesn’t stop you from going down from the equivalent of being shot in the head…

Idunno, a lot of those chunks would be too cold to throw in solid form…

watches as some of the world’s foremost engineers and chemists collaborate on a billion dollar project to build a machine that creates solid helium and then chucks it at random passersby

the leftovers of a nuclear explosion are very radioactive and dangerous

[Citation needed]

gulf clap

Sounds like what a 70s comedian would call getting gonorrhea in the middle east

That’s probably at least partly right, but the most smugly arrogant American that isn’t the Mango Mussolini himself is perhaps not the best messenger for a “they hate me 'cause they ain’t me” message 😄

Because the Cult of Gaben says so.

The first one sounds like muzzles for overly aggressive dogs and the other sounds like a mid at best hotel trying to act fancy

“I have to put a hunter biden on Snookums every time I take him for a walk now. I really hope that pet therapist knows what to do”

“I’m staying at the Hillary Clinton by the airport. It’s clean and has a business center, I guess, but you can tell that they skimped on the mattresses”

asked the Department of Commerce’s acting inspector general

Yeah, he knows full well that the stooge who the Mango Mussolini appointed explicitly to carry out his own will won’t cooperate.

He’s just trying to cover his own useless ass by pretending to do ANYTHING to resist the fascist machine while not pissing off the rich owner donors and other conservatives in charge of the Dem leadership.

Was he really, though?

Pretty sure he was always just a libertarian wearing a blue hat…

early 90s

micheal jackson still black

Nirvana before they were heard of

🤔

Cats and dogs may be exercising more than just your patience

Sounds like someone’s pet was being naughty that morning 😄

Not necessarily, no. Other people with common aims would still be able to band together via nonprofits, credit unions, labor unions and the like.

It would actually be MUCH more effective once the most effective tool for exploding and concentrating wealth is out of the way.

Which is why stock trading should be abolished and outlawed.

From the roof of a gas station in Milan. Might have to make a few more stations 🤔

…says guy who gets free healthcare and is paid by a public who he does nothing good for and billionaires who bribe him to hurt the public.

Lightly giggling to Marcel?

That’s part of the beauty of his plan: the taxes aren’t predicated on them LIVING in NYC, but rather on them DOING BUSINESS there.

That way, not only can’t they escape their responsibilities by relocating (a favorite pastime of billionaires), but all OTHER billionaires who want to do business in one of the financial nexuses of the world (which is very nearly all of them worldwide) have to pay closer to their fair share too!

Revolution sounds exhausting

It is. But at some point, the tank fills and continuing to bend over backwards to survive the boring dystopia becomes even MORE exhausting.

Whether we’re there yet is debatable, but more and more people seem to think so.

(I can tell from the rest of your comment that you were being facetious if not downright snarky, but figured I’d take the opportunity to share my musings anyway 😁)