This was my first

then the girl from Monsters Vs Aliens.

one night I was in a discord call with some friends and they were playing smash or pass and APPARENTLY everyone else got turned on by the monsters or aliens and IM the weird one for not being into that??

When I was surprised they made me take the BDSM test and I got 97% vanilla and 50% submissive. in retrospect this probably ties into my next point…

I did not have a ‘crush’ for YEARS after that, IRL or in media. I still don’t think I feel it in the same way others do. I guess I would want to live in the same household with someone cute, but like that’s a far cry from what other people describe it as and I would much prefer to be the cute one.

I cannot comprehend the concept of being horny and taking it out on others against their consent.
Even if I were in a relationship I don’t think I would want to. Going to the bathroom for 15m would be easier than having to bother someone else, no?

Literally last week my bloodwork results came back in and I like 1/2 the hormonal levels you’re supposed to have.
AND I’m on antidepressants that lower my labido so I’m like borderline involuntarily asexual because I just have a really low sex drive.

what if you can’t sell them? happened to me in a videogame once and I was stuck with thousands upon thousands of fish.

I don’t watch anime but I do dislike greedy companies. I have a couple hundred gigabytes to spare, how can I help?

shit I’m not even sure if the cat who’s been living with me forever gives a shit about me, I bet a spider can’t either

I don’t agree. I think it’s still just as powerful a word even though people purposely try to weaken it

well I have mental illness and some hoarding but I’m not a billionaire, so I don’t think this equation works 😔✊

NOOOOO :(((( I am heartbroken:(((
poor fennigan and Dixie :(((

hey uhh this isn’t exactly a happy conversation, but, uh happy cake day 😅

happy cake day!!

why you gotta be so rude about it? like we’re forced to live here, your bragging doesn’t help anyone

only Lemmy, but if I search for something I still go to reddit

what do you think about purses/bags with them?

I also have 2 frog bumper stickers and no other ones

old Tesla’s yes. New Teslas are HORRIBLE people

friendly reminder, it would take 1,460,714,285 weeks of minimum wage to earn musks net worth. That’s 27 million years.

Kenshi. Ive only ever seen 1 person mention it in the year I’ve been on Lemmy.

It’s like depressed RuneScape.

Sidenote, the modern web is so fucked because how am I supposed to teach a kid that I would trust the random website “paper.wtf” I have never seen before with literally “meow” randomly above their article MORE than businessinsider.com which is like at the top of every search result

water can taste either really bad, or like nothing
not water tastes consistently better than water

I don’t like the execution, but it’s good in concept

so you’d pay if there was a free trial?

I’ve gotten that before too