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Cake day: October 7th, 2023

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  • Empty toilet paper tube between the seat and the rim, a big squeeze of your sister’s fancy conditioner, and go to town like its doggy-style. The weight of the toilet seat and lid offered great resistance it actually felt really good, though you definitely need a real ceramic toilet seat not some shitty plastic one. In terms of just sensation alone it was one of the best masturbation techniques my young addled brain came up with. Once I got my first smartphone too I could lay it on the closed lid with porn open.

    Reccomend laying down some folded towels so you don’t kill your knees.



  • The rods are smooth, and well lubed. It doesnt hurt at all, unless purposeful trying to stretch to a bigger size.

    Yes the feeling of your cock being stretched out, especially the glans, makes it super sensitive. Feeling it slide down, stretching as it goes while you stroke is also really nice. Then when you build up to orgasm, flexing your cock around it is a really intense feeling!

    You can finish with it inside, but if you let the pressure build up as you start to cum and then yank it at just the right time your cum will blast out with impressive force. I shot my self in the eye like that once!

    Also having it in forces you to be more gentle and deliberate with your strokes, making it easier to edge for a long while. One time I was right on the edge for over 20 minutes at the end of an hours long session and when I finally pulled it out right as I finished I let loose 8 or 9 globs of cum one after another. Probably was the most intense orgasm I’ve ever had.

    Lots of reasons to try it!







  • Sounder here. It started as experimenting as a child. Once i found out that i can make good feeling by touching my pp, I tried everything I could think of to make different good feelings.

    Started with lego spears and antennae around 10 I think. Also tried those little ball chains that are used as pull switches for ceiling lights. They were less fun. Nowadays I use proper surgical grade tools.

    I’ve got a pencil dick so the biggest I can fit is 7.5mm even after sounding for 20 years. Some guys can take up to 12 or 13 mm and it legitimately makes me jealous.









  • Its smaller than the laundry room in my 2000 sqft 4 bedroom house that I pay $1100 a month for.

    (In methtown, OH… and the house is over 120 years old, still has knob and tube wiring, the plaster ceilings in the bedrooms are threating to fall down at any moment, and it’s lined with asbestos and lead paint, but at least i have my own bathrooms and kitchen!)