Yes, but did the LLM get it from the answers or the questions?..
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TheSlad@sh.itjust.worksto Asklemmy@lemmy.ml•What is the most disgusting thing you've ever done.6·1 month agoEmpty toilet paper tube between the seat and the rim, a big squeeze of your sister’s fancy conditioner, and go to town like its doggy-style. The weight of the toilet seat and lid offered great resistance it actually felt really good, though you definitely need a real ceramic toilet seat not some shitty plastic one. In terms of just sensation alone it was one of the best masturbation techniques my young addled brain came up with. Once I got my first smartphone too I could lay it on the closed lid with porn open.
Reccomend laying down some folded towels so you don’t kill your knees.
TheSlad@sh.itjust.worksto Asklemmy@lemmy.ml•What is the most disgusting thing you've ever done.8·1 month agoAs a horny tween/teen I would fuck the toilet seat.
That might not be the grossest thing I’ve ever done, but its sure up there.
TheSlad@sh.itjust.worksto Funny@sh.itjust.works•*I am become death, destroyer of worlds.*4·2 months agoThe rods are smooth, and well lubed. It doesnt hurt at all, unless purposeful trying to stretch to a bigger size.
Yes the feeling of your cock being stretched out, especially the glans, makes it super sensitive. Feeling it slide down, stretching as it goes while you stroke is also really nice. Then when you build up to orgasm, flexing your cock around it is a really intense feeling!
You can finish with it inside, but if you let the pressure build up as you start to cum and then yank it at just the right time your cum will blast out with impressive force. I shot my self in the eye like that once!
Also having it in forces you to be more gentle and deliberate with your strokes, making it easier to edge for a long while. One time I was right on the edge for over 20 minutes at the end of an hours long session and when I finally pulled it out right as I finished I let loose 8 or 9 globs of cum one after another. Probably was the most intense orgasm I’ve ever had.
Lots of reasons to try it!
TheSlad@sh.itjust.worksto Funny@sh.itjust.works•*I am become death, destroyer of worlds.*11·2 months agoI put things in my peehole for sexual pleasure.
Hope that clears it up.
TheSlad@sh.itjust.worksto Funny@sh.itjust.works•*I am become death, destroyer of worlds.*3·2 months agoGenetics does play a role in it. I can only fit up to 7.5mm despite doing it for over 20 years.
Some guys can start there and then go much bigger.
TheSlad@sh.itjust.worksto Funny@sh.itjust.works•*I am become death, destroyer of worlds.*3·2 months agoI dunno a lot of stuff I guess. You ever tried a real strong massage gun right to the front of your shaft?
I got a tenga flip once and thought it was shit. Actual fleshlight brand toys are the best imo.
TheSlad@sh.itjust.worksto Funny@sh.itjust.works•*I am become death, destroyer of worlds.*7·2 months agoNot recommended. Unless you get a flexible silicone sound. But I find those quite boring.
TheSlad@sh.itjust.worksto Funny@sh.itjust.works•*I am become death, destroyer of worlds.*5·2 months agoYou can buy vibrating sounds, but honestly the vibrating doesnt add much to the experience.
TheSlad@sh.itjust.worksto Funny@sh.itjust.works•*I am become death, destroyer of worlds.*35·2 months agoSounder here. It started as experimenting as a child. Once i found out that i can make good feeling by touching my pp, I tried everything I could think of to make different good feelings.
Started with lego spears and antennae around 10 I think. Also tried those little ball chains that are used as pull switches for ceiling lights. They were less fun. Nowadays I use proper surgical grade tools.
I’ve got a pencil dick so the biggest I can fit is 7.5mm even after sounding for 20 years. Some guys can take up to 12 or 13 mm and it legitimately makes me jealous.
FUCK. my alarms went off 30 minutes ago I need to get out of bed do shit.
24 and 7 make a pythagorean triple with 25 as the hypotenuse. If the problem uses one pythagorean triple, it probably uses another, so I assume x is 15, and the radius is 20.
No, its search parameters. Likely everything after the job ID is not needed though.
TheSlad@sh.itjust.worksto Programmer Humor@programming.dev•Curious why they tried to send a file from a windows machine via IMessage1·4 months agoIt happened. But ok if you say so.
TheSlad@sh.itjust.worksto Programmer Humor@programming.dev•TIL that "nginx" is pronounced "engine-x", and not "n-jinx"161·4 months ago“nnnnn-ghinks”
TheSlad@sh.itjust.worksto Programmer Humor@programming.dev•Curious why they tried to send a file from a windows machine via IMessage61·4 months agoI believe you. When my ex got a laptop, literally every folder was onedrive. Even system folders were mapped to onedrive it was ridiculous. I had to backup all her stuff and manually fix the fuckery in the registry editor before i could uninstall onedrive.
Ita often easier to just cover up asbestos than remove
Its smaller than the laundry room in my 2000 sqft 4 bedroom house that I pay $1100 a month for.
(In methtown, OH… and the house is over 120 years old, still has knob and tube wiring, the plaster ceilings in the bedrooms are threating to fall down at any moment, and it’s lined with asbestos and lead paint, but at least i have my own bathrooms and kitchen!)
https://maps.app.goo.gl/wYXv4G4k8t6MXNNf9
Prime example at Ohio State
That would cause me so much claustrophobia at the sink i would stop washing dishes.