Meanwhile my power company says I can earn reward points (like what credit cards have) by not running my AC

I thought they were breaking into your basement to tell you they won’t watch your kid and you still have to buy them health insurance

https://www.walmart.com/ip/O2COOL-Deluxe-Handheld-Battery-Powered-Water-Misting-Fan-Pink-New-3-7-inch-by-10-6-inch/266174408?wmlspartner=wlpa&selectedSellerId=0&selectedOfferId=E796AF3D453545CEA73408F9E18C74C5&conditionGroupCode=1

New gig economy app

The heat follows the sun, so the hottest months are the two after the solstice

Pentagon pizza monitor, Waffle House index, Big Mac index, what else can we measure with restaurants

There’s a new game upcoming that’s like balatro but for slot machines

I thought trumps handler wouldn’t let him actually do tariffs

If it’s Mario kart or balatro I’ve played it if not I haven’t.

College. The middle class is too rich for aid but too poor to pay

Your teacher then went on to be a Reddit admin

Individually those are recognizable opinions but I don’t see how they all flow together

Yeah, do they still make deep fried mac and cheese bites

Stars are holes in the blanket caused by people doing good deeds

As long as it’s capitalized with a 1! at the end

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=z_HmDP3lKMI

“Help with numbers”

“Help with excel”

An algorhythm

I thought that was existentialists

Is Diet Pepsi a vice

Fall because it’s the most possible time until I start getting heat stroke