You’re a bit more hippie, than vikingr, aintcha?

Same here.

Pussies. Texas recently increased our legal firework selling holidays to 11 or some shit lol. We still have to go to Oklahoma or Missouri to get the best shit tho. Or roll our own.

Get the good shit! If its less than 40% DEET it ain’t worth a damn.

Ticks can give you fuckers shitty diseases too, so hop off your soapbox buddy.

Mine looks very similar to that intentionally. I sign in to see my subscribed channels and block the fuck out of all the bullshit.

Fast zombies, or slow?

Sure it will! Pillows incinerate just fine. If the crematorium has some dumbasses rule prohibiting pillows, just have somebody burn it themselves and mix it with your ashes.

Almost like those stupid monkey drawings that were “worth money.” Lmao.

Forecast says 84° high and overcast.

Wouldn’t you rather use something more reliable? What if it rains?

That’s all a person really needs lol. I like it.

That’s a lovely instrument cluster. No unnecessary crap on it.

Cheese.

He’s liable to get top-heavy and just fall over. Guy on the right has a nice center of gravity.

It actually increasing on popularity. I’m doing my part to propagate the correct usage of course.

We say cunt too.

My balls are wrinkly, and they’ve barely seen any sun at all.

Chemotherapy is a real bitch, but look at the bright side!

*yeeted.