I set mine to vibrate so I feel it in my pocket when it goes off

Allsorts, we call em. They taste of chalk and disappointment.

That Mariah Carey one. You know the one.

Airbus: Wrr wrr wrr wrr wrr

Me: I feel safer already

The Ice Pirates.

Ron Perlman and one of the funniest fight scenes from the 80s.

Every day I become a little more like Ron Swanson.

I keep my phone in my pocket, and stuff will always end up rubbing against it. I plan on either reselling or giving this phone away in the future, so in keeping it as mint as possible.

There’s already a few noticeable scratches on the protector (S25 Ultra) so while it’s a tough phone, it replaced a Pixel 5 which had a pristine front glass after I was done with it.

Keeping to the car analogies, they’re like floormats. Not needed, but good to have.

Case and screen protector. This phone cost me over a grand, and you only need to drop it once.

Would you drive a car without a seatbelt?

A bloke at work wears a Technoblade shirt all the time, he lives on

Goddamnit I even did the voice on my head as I read your post. Well done

I’d lean more towards the stray.

Our fatass tuxie ran out the front door on a whim one night to go have an adventure. He never goes out at night.

Came back 20 minutes later with one of his claws bleeding. It appears as though he got spooked by something and tried to run up a tree but forgot to retract his claws well enough.

beckons her over with a come hither gesture “If I can make you come with just one finger, imagine what I could do with two.”

Karmastition by Alicia Keys.

Stevie Wonder’s original was awesome, but the mash up is just chefs kiss.

I just spent an hour going through her instagram and reading her comments. There’s a lot of death, yes, but also a lot of life. It would be so hard to see the good amongst what’s going on over there. She was very talented and it’s sad that she won’t get to see her work in Cannes - at least she knew before the end.

One of the posts was about someone who lost 12 family members in a missile strike. Eerie concidence… or maybe that kind of story is more common than we could possibly know.

The photos and videos taken before this latest shitstorm were photos just like any other average person. Someone skateboarding, kids playing, photos of buildings in the light… watching the transformation as I scrolled back up towards the top was heartbreaking.

And they’re cute too although some can be mean as fuck…

Other drivers cannot read minds, so use the blinker.

Its why it’s there in the first place.

I feel like watching Kingsmen again for some reason

From an Aussie who’s only just hearing about this now (how the hell did I miss this?), what kind of chances are there of a conviction here? How’s the evidence?

If she gets convicted but remains eligible, that’s a biiiig problem…

Nope, it’s an oligarchy pretending it’s a democracy.