Lmfao I hate you 🤣🤣🤣

This made me sad

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Also delicious.

Your username is intriguing

Maybe she hates that index finger

Is she setting up a silencer?

Ah yes. You are also a racist. Right on brand.

And here it is… what four hours out. I keep forgetting you exist. Yet I’m still living rent free in your tiny little brain.

Borat: “yOu’rE iNsAnE” Also Borat: “I can smell you tho”

You’re following me over from an article where YOU MISREAD how I was shocked to see Russia fucking their nation over instead of the US. And then you turned into a weird little Pro Russian cunt.

I think the psychosis is more on your end, Borat.

Are you seriously following me from a Nigerian article where I was shocked the US didn’t fuck their government up?

Boy, you are fucking SAD.

… can there not be one single good intention ever?! ffffffff

I second this app. Really saved me a few times at the grocer.

I’m agnostic but read somewhere that maybe water is god.

https://medium.com/@fadi.arab/water-is-god-4320f558db05

This is also me. If there’s an afterlife, I’m spending it beating “god’s” ass.

A black card I never have to worry about paying back

Oh hey. Can I join this bullshit party? Fuck boomers.

edit: lol at the downvote. how did grandpa figure out alt socials?

Exactly what my depression era grandma says of them.

Well I wish you’d have a chat with all my college buddies from Columbia because I had to unfollow their asses after their long winded screed about boycotting long enough.

My gay friends are all like “Oh boy I can’t wait to eat at Chic Fil E”, my Latina friends are all like… “I have a last mine Quince coming up… I have to get a dress. Gonna shop Amazon”, and my black friends are like “I’ve boycotted long enough. Going to shop at Target.”

We definitely deserve what we get, here. We realllly do.