I thought parenting a cat would prevent that but that mf yells at me every morning too

I loved enter the matrix. It was lowkey more fun with the cheats though

Not anymore. All knives are now banned in public because apparently we are toddlers. Or they think that terrorists won’t find any way to hurt people now. Because surely legality is where any knife murderer draws the line…

Edit : I think laguioles and swiss army knives are still ok since they have no blade lock. But apparently there is now zero legal difference between my extrema ratio knife (which is admittedly really blurring the line between EDC and “tactical” knife) and an Opinel.

Maybe it’s just like a memory foam mattress after a while

Yes. I don’t have kids though. Also I work in games so I can persuade myself that I’m doing market research or whatever

As far as I know they can all act as a bootleg external wifi adapter though (via USB sharing)

It’s all fun and games until the bears show up

Take the 9950X3D, your kid should thank you. It fares much better in games that are poorly optimized and should otherwise be just as good if not better than the Intel one.

C++ is home sick, currently the doctor (compiler) is not sure whether it’s got the flu or a terminal cancer.

Yeah first though when I looked at this was “wait isn’t this literally the sex couch ?”

You could even do that on the player’s model specifically. But it’s still a maybe, you’re almost guaranteed to get some cursed bugs due to every preexisting code having been made with right handedness in mind.

I’m sure animators are internally screaming at the reasons why this will make some originally right handed animations look off but that’s not my area of expertise.

In reality it’s probably not the hardest thing to do gameplay-wise, especially if you’re doing it from the very beginning of the project, but I don’t think you can simply mirror animations (and some animations-related logic) and have it look natural, so you’d have to make dedicated animations and possibly logic for left hand strikes, right hand blocks etc. which would obviously be much more expensive. But yeah that’s probably what Minecraft does now for example, and since they have a very low level of detail on player characters and their animations it looks alright.

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As a gameplay programmer, I got anxiety from reading this (and I think the animators are already in a fetal position on the floor)

I just got stealthier at it

Yeah I’m not sure why that’s news. At least Nintendo is being somewhat transparent about it

Yeah I’m not asking questions about the technical stuff I’m actually interested in to an HR drone

Last epoch’s campaign is so mid too. I feel like they somehow both underplayed and overplayed the time travel stuff. At least it’s pretty short

No one has been doing that kind of claims directly since… TW3 actually ? Or maybe Watch Dogs. Epic Games and CDPR know that every content creator under the sun will run with that and make these claims for them to start the hype machine.

Then I think you’ll have much better luck figuring out a way to get a jack-to-USB adapter to work with your car’s radio

I don’t think it will work in USB. Afaik on PC it can only work with iTunes, so good luck installing that in your car. If it’s “that” old though, it should have the one interface that is so perfect it has barely changed in one century.

(The audio jack…)