Some ideas and some humour:

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=-mb3S5AK-wY

ETA: Oh, and a great song with a cute kitty at the end.

Google en passant.

Metamorphonesis

https://m.youtube.com/shorts/U02SGhbmp3M

I KNEW cows were sketchy!

How right you are, Father. How right you are!

Hey! No I’m doesn’t! 😠

At least they didn’t ask you for butt sharpies.

Is the pickle a pickled mushroom?

You are issued a lawn IF you have chronic back pain. Otherwise you have to wait until you’re at least 50.

I turned 40 two days ago. Get off my lawn!

I’m gonna hide behind this guy:

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=z-hXkQpDxMI

*stuggle

Yup.

Peanut butter and ajvar.

In my country we call it bamboo for some reason.

I hope you had consent for the touching up.

Shattaf uck up.

That’s because you can get vaccinated against HPV.

Hopefully no IBS either.