Why so down voted?

Potato.

I can look at my phone when in an awkward conversation, to appear busy/distracted

Dip your finger I’m pvc glue, letcit dry, peel it off. Repeat.

Or find an activity to distract. Don’t sit on the sofa and watch TV (if that’s where you pick), keep busy with other things.

Flour at the bottom of the windshield where that AC air intake is. It’ll blow flour all through the car and they’ll never get it out.

Strippers vs zombies

I like frozen peas

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When my fiancée goes to work, she leaves at 6am. I’m usually asleep still so she wakes me for a kiss goodbye. I reply with sleepily with “drive safe, I love you”. If I’m to sleepy to say drive safe I worry ‘what if today she is in an accident, and I didn’t say it’. So I bought her a key tag thing that says it, so I know ive got myself covered incase I’m too sleepy

Haha

“How to lose 10kgs instantly with this one simple trick, and dietitians hate it!”

Bionic limps, especially legs do look cool! I mean I obviously wouldn’t want to lose a limb, but a far as replacements, they’re certainly a step up from wooden peg legs and other dated alternatives.

One bionic arms/hands get the same level of sophistication and function as flesh and bone ones, they will be a fantastic alternative for those that need it

Why?

Lol no I’m not transabled. I didn’t even know what that was, had to Google it.

It crossed my mind because when I sleep I always feel my arms get in the way, thought it would be great to detach your arms for sleep. Then I wondered if people without arms have a noticeably more comfy sleep because they can lay on their side without their arm/s getting in the way, thought continued to other hidden benefits of missing limbs.

Yep I’m here

Yes

Life was like a box of chocolates

It’s well worth a watch, and true to the remainder of the series!

I just finished the series and watched the Christmas special. Sad to see Season 4 not coming :(

Detectorists on bbc. It’s a unique, emotional, and hilarious series.

A good chef knife

Also makes and excellent chrismas/birthday present