Washing Machine Toddler Defense

I was expecting some complex legal strategy…

what, the poop??

are you a beautiful tree

12345 works as a default a surprisingly large amount.

That’s amazing! I have the same combination on my luggage!

you won’t end up in a concentration camp

A slogan for the brochure!

Like, if you have long pants

so take it with a pinch of salt

…or 200 grams

the bodega van music

hmmm… maybe “We Like To Party” by Vengaboys

Get your hand off my penis!

legnuage

What is a Dutch paradox?

A more advanced Dutch rudder

David Hasselhoff’s b-day

July 17, for your convenience

little fucker

now you listen right here…

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=jgYYOUC10aM

I have an outstanding warrant …is that the same?

you all are really chairing me up

you know… I think I saw a comment on here not too long ago about this kind of thing as well.

“The boogie man hates it when you grab daddy a beer”

person (like a doctor or clown)

doctor clowns