I stocked up on radaway and have been practicing how to drink out of a toilet

Yes

I’ve played fallout 3, new vegas, and 4 so I’m ready for what’s to come

I hear kidney stones are mad uncomfortable too but to each their own

Drinking water is exponentially easier and less time consuming than exercising

Drinking water obviously isn’t the cure for constipation, it’s to prevent constipation caused by dehydration. There are of course other causes of constipation.

Good thing access to clean drinking water isn’t a human right. Oh wait.

Do you mean the weeby lack of social interaction accent?

Hi essence, it’s nice to meet you

I failed out of school in kindergarten but I know double and 10% mean numbers going up so I’ll say yes. And since you’re so nice about it I’ll even do half the work for 10% more because I’ve seen those numbers on cartons of cream and I know the cream rises to the crop or something, which is good.

People who love oppression and hoarding wealth but hate equality and facing consequences for their crimes

scoops some up in a tupperware

For my next sammich

Apparently he helped design the VW beetle? Which gave every kid in the world an excuse to randomly punch people!

The taint shavings are harvested from Jennifer Lawrence

Phew, I unapologetically enjoy some nickelback songs but I also saved a baby from drowning once so I’m good.

So would you consider Dr. Diddler alright if he helped a few kids out mentally? Or what would you think he needs to do to balance his see-saw. I heard he also doesn’t put stuff at the grocery back in the right place if he decides a few aisles over they don’t want it anymore.

Molecules can also vibrate not hard enough to generate enough heat to warm their surroundings though.

Here, I made a roasted goat testicle marinated in a tuna eyeball reduction topped with lettuce, tomatoes, olives, onions, uncooked rice, and taint shavings sammich. Bone apple titties

Let’s excite these water molecules until they vibrate so hard it generates heat that transfers to surrounding atoms

Baked dry and then snorted through my tear ducts.

Thanks boss, I look forward to designing 2 stage rockets with the rest of my equally qualified coworkers!

“I can eat a standard pack of instant noodles in less than 30 seconds”

“Well I want this particular job because you called me back for an interview and the others didn’t”