damn who could have guessed?

Very nice!

• Written from my Android 11 phone

Oh shit was that real? I thought it was a meme

yay!!! i love bureaucracy!!!

I’m so jealous.

Does anyone know how to unlock the bootloader of an LG G4? Would love load up a custom rom on the old guy.

God damn it. People on the Turkey subreddit were running a campaign to move from X to Bluesky because X was honoring the requests of the Turkish Government to take down footage of police brutality and shit.

I and many others have told people to NOT go to Bluesky because it was “owned” by Jack Dorsey and could get bad as Twitter did.

Of course, absolutely nobody listened. Some celebrities also even moved to Bluesky (including the comedian and actor Cem Yılmaz, one of the most known amongst the people. Basically the Jim Carrey of Turkey.) And now THIS happens. Bravo.

I remember seeing some telling others to use OperaGX because a Turkish PARODY ACCOUNT of the official X account posted a meme that supports the protests. I said it’s stupid to support OperaGX because of who is behind it and one of them had the balls to say “Bruh like a browser changes anything your info is everywhere”

So mind boggling.

Glad I made you happy!

I personally think that’s the point. It just mocks the Linux Fanboys.

mark give me the zucc

Don’t? It’s a gift. Why tip? If they expect you to then that’s hypocrisy on their part.

Say something about the Big C and you get hit with a message from admins.

There’s only one answer. What’s the point of this question? The only people that would want total wipe out are the ones that say stuff like “Humanity is a cancer on the world I shall go and do a clean-up!”.

When the jokes aren’t landin’

Don’t turn here into r/AskReddit please.

“wOmEn oF rEdddddIttt!!! wHaT’S THE SEXIEST SEX YOU’VE EVER HAD!!!”

10^99999999…

The discomfort is not worth it.

Art.

EPIC TROLL!!!

Write a long ass book that’s filled with stupid stuff like “Fear not for I shall return from my deep sleep in 4*10^6 years and give the heavens (a bunch of virgin girls) to those who I find worshipping near the ground of this very hole you find the book I sent you” and toss it in.

DO NOT return in 4*10^6 years otherwise you wouldn’t have trolled the entire humanity.

Diarrhea 4 is my GOTY