Okay lol maybe I want them for other games too.

Six face buttons, two joysticks, a D-Pad, a touchpad, four triggers (two being analog with a click at the end of the range), four paddles (like the Steam controller), HD rumble. That’s what I want in a controller. Nothing less. Such a controller does not seem to exist.

But I don’t want a fight stick. I want a single controller that can do it all.

Not quite what I’m looking for (but thanks). I should probably mention that I also need dual joysticks, quad triggers, quad paddles, a touchpad, and a D-Pad. Basically everything you can get on both a Steam controller and an XBOX controller, except with two extra face buttons.

I also want six face buttons for fighting games. Somebody, please release a controller like this already. I haven’t seen one since the Sega Saturn.

How does it compare to amateur mayonnaise?

Nah, fuck that shape. Look what they did to my boy Right Shift. I’m glad L-shaped Enter keys died out in the mid 90s.

I know but I still wanted to talk about it, so thank you for doing so.

Have a nice evening.

All day, every day. I’m glad weed is legal now cause it’s the only way to survive this nightmare reality.

So basically they’re trying to do what Trip Hawkins did with the 3DO in 1993. In order for that to work, you’re going to have to convince people to pay PC hardware prices first. Two issues:

1. Third party manufacturers aren’t going to sell at a loss,

2. Sony will continue to sell their consoles at a loss, which means everyone will just buy their consoles instead.

Well too fucking bad, cause Halo is the only thing they’re good at. They should have sucked it up and kept iterating on Halo 3. That game was peak Xbox.

But then you never get to enjoy the beach.

I thought she was lying down with a bong at first.

Reminds me of the trailer to A Day Without a Mexican, a film that is now more relevant than ever.

LOL 75°F isn’t “warm”. Nobody is going to sweat from just standing outside in 75° weather. You need 110°+ for that to happen.

Too cold. 75°F year round is ideal. I wish I could afford San Diego.

Really? What’s your favorite custom ROM for modern iPhones?

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What you’re talking about is a “puss-controller”. I want to know what a “pus-controller” is.

What you’re talking about is a “puss-controller”. I want to know what a “pus-controller” is.

Also what about cops outside of the LAPD? This app only useful if it works on any cop.