You both can have all of my capers, forever.

Artichoke hearts. Straight from the jar with a fork. Yum.

Pimento olives, chopped fine and mashed into cream cheese, spread on pumpernickel (bread, bagel, etc).

Capers can fuck off entirely.

They’re usually near the butter, close to the eggs but not touching.

I expected it to be worse, tbh.

Lol.

Rag rugs are a game changer

*some rag rugs.

*Happy cake day!

It was a long history of me antagonizing her, because she wasa a religious prude and deeply unsuited for the role, and I was a little asshole. I sat in the hall more than at my desk.

I asked my health teacher to describe an orgasm.

It’s a 40 year old Fuji road bike that a local co-op refurbished and I’m in love. It’s for my commute- I’m scheduled early for an 8-week project and the bus doesn’t run til later. I haven’t seriously biked since the mid 1990s, but I rode it home during rush hour yesterday with very little grief.

I bought a bike today! I’m very pleased.

It’s a lot of fun, and there are wildly different projects for different tastes. I like the transcription projects, and any fish/mollusk surveys.

iNaturalist was already mentioned.

Zooniverse is a great citizen science project.

*I see you said no campus stuff, but look at local colleges for drug studies or brain imaging studies. There’s usually some criteria they need participants to meet- diagnosed with (x) or no history of (y)- but some are quick and compensate with cash.

Alphebetizing by the “The” should be a criminal act.

Correct.

You only need a little. Fat disperses flavor.

Chili crisp is a game changer for me. And i chop and freeze cilantro in an ice cube tray, so I have fresh cilantro to throw in at the very end. I’m going to start doing that with spring onions too, because I never use them all before they go bad.

I still haven’t beaten my first post for number of upvotes. Beginners luck, I guess.

If her youngest sons with permanent lead exposure injuries were 14 and 17 in 2023, and the lead exposure event took place in 2005, when her older children were young, some of the math isn’t mathing for me.

Giant Meteor for President 2032

Voyager as well.