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Literally anything. Even the things I still have that use AA and AAA batteries (of which the newest things are my VR controllers which is so stupid…), I have rechargeable lithium ion AAs and AAAs for so I don’t have to constantly buy batteries.

As a kid, tho, I loved 9volts because they had the best connectors. I could take a little battery powered motor apart, glue it to some legos and use it to make machines that moved or did stuff. I almost killed myself once wondering what would happen if I took the cord from a busted fan, wired it to the 9volt battery motor and the plugged the cord into the wall outlet.

It blew up the motor and started a fire. 🤣

Find someone you know who smokes weed and ask them to hook you up with a dealer. Become friends with them. Smoke at their house.

That’s how it worked for me, when I was a teenager, anyway.

Depends which side of myself is currently speaking.

Death. 😔

It’s really easy if you simply buy a ton of them all at once and just keep them in a cupboard or something.

Wake up being yelled at by a lawyer for interrupting his masturbation session during “Ow! My Balls!”

I feel I have a better understanding of written words than film. All my education taught was how to recognize things in literature; not any kind of visual medium. If a director of a movie uses a subtle visual element as a metaphor, I am probably not going to recognize it as such, compared to a similar metaphor used in a book, through text.

looks nicer

Calligraphy is a better, more legible, option.

Maybe some kind of ape? Is there a chimpanzee in that house? 🤔

The only person I purposely annoy is my sister, and by just being extremely facetious if there is any ambiguity in the words she chose when telling me something.

Her: “So I made mash potatoes today…”

Me: “You made mobile army surgical hospital potatoes? That sounds unpleasant.”

Sure. I’ll take a buttload so I can tap those bungholes.

Most of them. Because of how federation works. My normal account is on Pawb.Social (it’s being weird the last few days hence why I’m on this account) and it being a smaller instance, there are several communities that only began federating to my primary instance after I posted to them and subscribed.

I generally just browse by All, sorted by New Comments.

Just don’t read it again in the morning. 🤷🏻‍♂️

World’s biggest RC car.

I really doubt you do not have a OneDrive folder at all, since the default My Documents location is

C:\users\<user>\OneDrive\MyDocuments

Regardless. Even if you completely skip the OneDrive shit at install.

I have to be out in the sun without protection for like a whole 8 hours to get a sunburn. Otherwise I just tan hella dark.

I sit on my own nuts a lot more the older I get. 😬

What happens if it bites a human? Also, unrelated, how would I get access to be bitten by the spider?

Chrono Trigger

Left. Because my keys, cigarettes, and lighter are in the right and there’s no more room for the phone.