You know who also said that? Putin.

What?! Oh god. Oh fuck. Oh fuck fuck fuck. I got to go.

Fourth year with Samsung Z3 (the flip one) It is totally awesome, the only downside is that protective foil starts to come off every year or so right in the middle. Will upgrade to Z7 next year 100%

the password cannot contains the same sequences of characters as the old password.

That’s a weird way to say “we store your password in plaintext”

My father once chose course of intravenous therapy over intramuscular injections because apparently exposing your butt to a nurse is not manly enough

Funny? Funky? Frisky? Feisty? Frosty? What mystery do you hide behind these asterisks?!

This article reads better with this track on https://youtu.be/yFMaEIHIrGw

I love dogs

I call bullshit! Everyone knows that Cerberus was named after that paramilitary group in Mass Effect!

Just realised that I wasted my first comment on this

“Sex people of reddit who have sex, how much sexes your sex sexes?”