What do you mean you’re not selling penis mightiers? You’re sitting on a gold mine!

Ever heard of Mary Kay Letourneau?

Sweet! Thank you kind stranger 🙏

Can I get access? I tried watching the anime but couldn’t get into it. I enjoyed this live action clip a lot more

Ymmv but there are bar soaps you can get that have extra moisturizers added for sensitive skin. Idk how sensitive you are compared to my skin but they actually leave my skin pretty well moisturized.

I’ve had it happen before but I can’t think of any specific examples.

My reaction to it however has evolved over time. When I was younger I’d be way more embarrassed over it and just stop debating, accepting defeat at the next opportunity, only to shrink away in shame.

Nowadays though, I’ll still be embarrassed, but immediately admit fault, laugh at my stupidity and issue any necessary retraction. People are usually disarmed when you can admit you were wrong and they were right. Even more if you throw a little joke about being dumb or something in there.

Another HR meeting at 9 :(

That’s kinda sad but true. Fun fact though, you get to choose your friends. If any of mine reacted like that I’d stop hanging out with them. It’s imperative you have a solid social circle who is gonna help and raise you up. If the toxic masculinity bros wanna hate on being human and having feelings they can fuck off and they’re not invited to my party. Only cool people are allowed.

I mean a hoodie and sweat pants and I’m good in those temperatures. I find it easier to warm up than to cool off.

She was a very bad manager and always quick to make the customer happy. I ended up leaving shortly after that incident.

This is one of my favorite stories. I only observed the events or was told firsthand by those involved. This is a true story.

Working in a crappy thrift store chain. Coworkers are cool as shit though. Befriend all the ones remotely close to my age. Customers are still terrible though. Especially the ones with the shitty kids that just terrorize the store while they absent-mindedly browse and shop.

One day this little shit is just running around the store and just making extra work for everybody for no good reason. Opening sealed bags of random toys. Etc.

After finally having enough of his bullshit, a coworker friend goes over to the kid and tells him, very sternly, he needs to go back to his mom. Little shit runs back and complains to his mom whom happens to be a total bitch; like when I hear the term “Karen” being used, she’s a textbook example of one.

Karen escalates, fast forward to outside the managers office, there stands Karen, my Friend, Manager and Little Shit.

While Karen is bitching to the Manager about how “Friend can’t talk to her kid like that” & “he’s not his father,” etc. The Little Shit looks at Friend and with a taunting edge stated: "You’re gonna get fired!" Without missing a beat Friend looks Little Shit in the eye and replies with a simple Fuck You. A 34 year old man saying that to some 10 year old brat? Hilarious. Everybody just fell silent with their jaw on the ground. Karen, Manager and Little Shit all silent for a moment. The rage building in Karen was written all across her face though. When she could finally utter words Manager started with "Friend, go home." “Okay!” He left with a great big smile on his face… he did get fired because of that though. He said it was worth it.

Shoot em up should be on that list imo

Going in completely dark like that can be so damn good. That was how I watched From Dusk till Dawn for the first time. Also Barbarian another great one to go in totally blind.

I’ve been saying this for years. It’s ideal for a series. Was terribly disappointed with that zombie movie that borrowed the name.

… are you me? What this guy said is also my answer.

The man is dying! Let him have his street walkers.

I get what you mean… but I don’t think anybody is really gonna get that obsessive over your porn history in the wake of your death. Some random stranger who acquires any of your surviving electronics might find it but at that point who cares?.. and even if your friends and family find out you’re into weird sex stuff, if you’re already dead, who cares? Making em laugh one last time would be worth it in a time of grief.

What other people think about me is none of my business.

The tutorial?

Sheeeeit I’ll do your brakes for you. Brakes is easy and satisfying.

Thank you. That’s one of my little pet peeves I see online; that and when people are trying to say lose but type loose.