I was terrified of these when I was little, but fortunately they’re not that common in Yorkshire. I made the decision to focus my worry on the Bermuda Triangle instead.

You can choose not to drive bleeding edge technology, but sadly you have no choice in whether to share the road with it.

They should call for federal aid.

Me too! I’d get a new mechanical keyboard but they start asking if I want red, brown, blue or beige switches and I’m like “I dunno what that is!”. Also they cost a tonne and my Dell came free with a tower PC.

L-shaped Enter key master race.

American politicians form third right-wing party.

Keep people in adjacent cages on a big rectangle of concrete next to a swamp so they get all the social time they need. Kid Rock plays to keep up morale every Friday night.

Any of the big popular RPG series. I got through Mass Effect 2 (it was on offer for a quid) but have no desire to go back, and I know that’s one of the more action-based games. I also played Witcher 3 up to Skellig but just can’t bring myself to finish it.

I can’t believe he knows anybody like that. You think you know somebody…

My new laptop came with Windows 11, but that’s gone now. Steamdeck must be helping with these figures too. Good work everyone.

Intentional BSOD-coloured branding?

Jam.

“Said one user on X.”

The world service was always free because it’s a propaganda platform that promotes Britain and British values abroad. I guess they are content just to push Reform propaganda to a domestic audience from now on.

Are they going to add a box to enter your age like on Steam that you immediately roll back to 1st January 1901?

“You’re absolutely right! Dropping the bombs on the enemy instead of our own forces would be by far the most effective way to achieve victory. I will change my plans to reflect this strategy…”

A rare situation where everyone wins. Trump has his victory - Tehran gets to keep enriching uranium.

Floating point processor.

So they want to make research data sensitive to national security publicly available?

Niche communities. Also, attempts at niche communities getting dogpiled by everyone else (no, “this administration” really doesn’t have anything to do with the pedestrianisation of Norwich city centre.)