The Nuremberg trials established that “I was just following orders” is not a defense for crimes against humanity.

So the combined efforts of 8 billion people can’t change the climate, but the democrat party can? Do they think it’s full of supervillains or something? Oh fuck. They probably do, don’t they?

Well, they can feel free to fuck right off and find another species that will accept them.

You aren’t going to get the world’s first trillionaires by wasting money on saving people’s lives.

Makes it easier to see which sites to avoid, I guess.

There’s no phone signal where I work and I’d rather not use their app if possible.

My family uses it, work uses it, Microsoft 2FA uses it. It’s a hassle to try to change what other people use.

Meta can fuck off. The moment this shit appears I’m going 100% Signal.

So either racism has gone away or FIFA is A-OK with it now.

To make it better, right? Right?

This is what the NRA have been waiting for, is it not? Let’s just watch them leap into action to safeguard constitutional rights against an oppressive regime.

Any minute now.

Any minute now.

Here they come! Oh, sorry it’s a pigeon.

It must be soon.

Hmm…

It’s not a good idea. It’s a fucking terrible idea. It’s the sort of utter bollocks espoused by utter idiots who can’t accept that the only way to survive is to change the way we live.

So they have worked out that LLMs do what they were programmed to do in the way that they were programmed? Shocking.

Nice, but a shame it’s not as easy to remember as 8.8.8.8.

Don’t worry, your personal data will be perfectly safe with the agency with the comedy name, set up by the guy who did Nazi salutes, and which employs someone called “Big Balls”.

Never cried, but Rik Mayall hit hard, and Lemmy always seemed immortal so it was a shock when he went.

Christ, the more he talks the less he says. I could feel brain cells dying as I listened to that drivel.

Why would anyone think it’s AI? The sound could well have been dubbed in though.

Turns out you can polish a turd.

That bunch of wankpuffins wouldn’t know proper swearing if it bit them in the bell end. It’s all just motherfucker this and asshole that. The scrote septics have no artistry to their swearing.